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Entertaining Quotes from this weekend.

“…You’ve seen Brokeback, right?”  -Lenny

Lenny was banging his fork on the plates and glasses hard enough to break them when the Mother of the Groom approached him and said, “We should have given you the kiddie meal with finger foods!” Poking his glass of whiskey with the fork, he replied, “You should have given me the Kiddie Liquor….”