I'm not complaining

Not to rag on a mom, but….

I saw a bumper sticker, and only because the car pulled an illegal u-turn at a stoplight did I not follow them home if only to photograph the bumper sticker. So since I don’t have the picture, I’ll just describe it. It read,

“Proud ___________ of Ms. Missouri.”

In that blank, written in permanent marker was “daughter.”

That’s right. Some woman is so concieted, that she not only participates in beauty pageants to begin with, but forces her daughter to promote those minor achievements on the back of her car.

#1 contestant, but not quite #1 mom…

(because MY mom is #1!!!)