I'm not complaining

Entertaining Quotes from this weekend.

“…You’ve seen Brokeback, right?”  -Lenny

Lenny was banging his fork on the plates and glasses hard enough to break them when the Mother of the Groom approached him and said, “We should have given you the kiddie meal with finger foods!” Poking his glass of whiskey with the fork, he replied, “You should have given me the Kiddie Liquor….”

An Underdog Story

So last night we had a frisbee game. Due to dog sicknesses, swollen knees, and other reasons, we only had one girl present. Our league says we have to play 4:3 guys:girls.  So we were a little short. The league rules state that the opposing team can either give us girls or we can agree to switch to 5:2 or even 6:1 if we must. The other team was rude and dumb; they decided to offer us two DIFFERENT options: 1) Forfeit the game and then just play for fun by switching up teams and sharing women. 2) Play 4:2 (a girl with a swollen ankle showed up, not expecting to play) against their 4:3. Yes, they were kind enough to offer that we could play a man down.

We chose not to forfeit. Instead played 4 guys and 2 girls against their 7. Our girls could not sub the entire game, and one could not run.

We were up 8-3 at the half, and won the game handedly.

Thanks for the forfeit option, though.

Hi Amanda.

My bank teller was A grey-haired black man in suspenders, named Flem Bronner. Awesome.